Being a designer involves more than just downloading Helvetica Neue and understanding proper alignment, but no one told that to the people who created certain billboards along the I-15. Here are some tell-tale signs that you might be a designer…
1. You don’t understand who thought this irony was OK.
2. You do not believe in good vs. evil, only Helvetica vs. Papyrus.
3. And Helvetica is basically your version of fast food…
4. You’ve bought a product purely because the packaging was so beautifully designed.
5. Lorem Ipsum.
6. Yes, it does matter whether the color of the ocean in your latest Instagram is “dark teal” or “duck egg”.
7. You wonder why “CMYK” isn’t one of the 5 love languages.
8. Your biggest life question is how to create a logo that is modern, classic, simple, and complex all at the same time, while STILL being able to satisfy the client.
9. A work week is no less than 100 hours.
10. Certain stock models have basically become celebrities to you at this point.
11. Your nightmares are subtitled with Apple Chancery.
